Winter at Diagon Alley
The only method of courtship ritual I will accept.
this looks like a video game glitch
Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.
when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready
if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how
1. cuz when i was a kid I heard they keep your boobs perky, no evidence yet but old habits die hard 2. I don’t even know I’m halfway out of it when i wake up
BUT THE UNDERWIRE.
Bras actually PREVENT natural perkiness because the skin tissue designed to keep your milk bags up doesn’t get chance to become strong because of women constantly wearing bras.
SO JOIN ME AND LET OUR TITTIES RUN WILD AND FREE.
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
get it sister marjorie